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God had to be fair...

Add a "for the rest of my life" at the end of this and that's a good enough proposal for me!

Hilarious Quotes For Sarcastic Women Who Honestly Don't Give A F*ck

EXCUSE ME, I'm a bitch on a mission. | "Sometimes I get road rage walking behind people in the grocery store." -Unknown

I can't stand fake, two-faced people. Especially those bitches I have to pretend to be nice to.

Was sagen sie? Ich spreche kein wort auslandisch. Und jetzt komen die Kamelen.

Sometimes I look across the office at my coworker and think: 'It must be wonderful coming to work and being completely useless.'