Funny cross stitch patterns

Cross Stitch Kit "My Favorite Essential Oil Is Chloroform" This counted cross-stitch kit contains: > 8" bamboo embroidery hoop > 14-count white aida fabric > DMC embroidery thread > needle > color pattern with color codes for DMC. Stitches: 76x 83, full cross-stitch. Design size: 5.43 x 5.93 inches or 13.79 x 15.06 cm - shown here in a 8" embroidery hoop Difficulty: beginner

Love sarcasm and want to make it pretty and hang it on the wall? These 20 snarky cross stitch patterns will make you laugh and keep your guests guessing!

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Cross Stitch Pattern. Once I Defeat The Chemical Imbalance In My Brain It's Over For You Hoes PATTERN SPECIFICATIONS: Skill level: beginner Stitches Used: full Cross Stitch. Fabric: 14 black count Aida Required DMC Colors: 5 Stitches: 89w x 90h Design size: 6.36 x 6.43 inches or 16.15 x 16.33 cm This instant download PDF pattern includes: 1. Color image of the finished design. 2. Color Block with symbols chart. 3. Pattern information. (Symbol Key, Floss type, DMC number and color). Please…

Snarky cross-stitch patterns are all the rage among some stitchers, though I know they’re not everyone’s cup of tea. If you’re one of those who doesn’t like swearing …

Plain, classic, funny and simple. Modern cross stitch pattern is designed on 14 count Aida. It will run about 5x5 and will look awesome in a 5x7 frame. This pattern will come with 2 different sized full colour patterns, for printing or viewing convenience, and a handy little tips and tricks printout to help you in your quest for cross stitching awesomeness. THIS IS NOT A PHYSICAL PATTERN. THIS LISTING IS FOR A PDF FILE. It includes a computer rendering of the finished pattern, a full color…

15 beautiful and modern cross stitch patterns featuring fall motifs and designs. From simple patterns to very complex.

Some of the best snarky cross stitch patterns to express your sassiness, irreverance for authority or inner despair.

If you’re looking for something a bit different than the traditional cross stitch patterns, look no further! These 8 witty and humorous cross stitch patterns are sure to bring a smile …

Subversive cross stitch pattern with Quote xstitch - Be nicer to yourself you dumb bitch - in Floral Wreath, creative and funny xstitch gift, Easy level with Color and symbol PDF pattern. ♥ This pattern is an Digital cross stitch. Instant download after purchase. Stitches: 84 x 110 Fabric: 14 Aida Size: 6.00 x 7.86 inches or 15.24 x 19.96 cm Fabric: 16 Aida Size: 5.25 x 6.88 inches or 13.34 x 17.46 cm DMC Colors: 12 This PDF pattern Includes: - Color and symbol pattern divided into pieces…

And lock the door on your way out ❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤ This pattern is 77 stitches wide x 75 stitches high The finished design area on 14 count aida is: 5 1/2 in x 5 3/8 in Number of colors: 4 ❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤ This item is an instant download. The file/link will be sent to your Etsy email address immediately after purchase. You can also access your files in your Etsy purchase history. Download includes: - Easy to read PDF pattern - DMC floss guide While every pattern has its…

❥ Instant Digital PDF Download ! ❥ PDF includes: -Color Symbol Chart -Black and White Symbol Chart -DMC Colors: 6 ❥Pattern Details: -Fabric: 14ct Aida -Finished Size: 4.1in x 2.9in ❥Disclaimer ! -All colors in my patterns are only a suggestion. Please feel free to use whatever you feel is best fitting ! © 2020 hunnysHandmade Cross stitch patterns are for personal use only. All PDF patterns may not be redistributed, reproduced, or shared in any manner.

Cross stitch sayings "There are two types of people - Avoid both" - Download embroidery pattern in PDF 🧵😂 If you're someone who enjoys a good laugh and doesn't take life too seriously, then you'll love this cross-stitch pattern featuring the phrase "There are two types of people - Avoid both." This humorous take on human interaction adds a touch of personality and wit to any space. And the pattern itself is a fun and easy project for beginners or experienced stitchers alike. Whether you…

Free Subversive Cross Stitch Patterns

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Starter Cross Stitch Kit For Beginners. How Am I Supposed To Live, Laugh, Love Under These Conditions? Cross Stitch Starter Kit for Beginners includes everything you need to begin your cross stitching journey. It could be a great Holiday Gift; it comes in a stylish cardboard box. (As shown on the picture) Included in starter kit: 1 - 8” bamboo embroidery hoop 1 – Set of “How To” instructions with illustrations. 1 – 14 count Aida canvas for project 1 – Counted Cross Stitch Colored Pattern 1 –…

Cross stitch is an easy to learn and relaxing hobby for children and adults alike, and can be used to make wall art, decorations, or gifts. Cute gay agenda, so you don't miss any of the fun Stitches required: full cross stitches and backstitching Stitch count: 94 x 95 Approximate finished sizes: 14 count Aida cloth: 6.7" x 6.8" 18 count Aida cloth: 5.2" x 5.3" Make sure that you have extra cloth on all sides for mounting, framing, or finishing. Download includes: For both the rectangle (for…

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