Jean-Ralphio from Parks and Rec giving best man speech advice: Jean Ralphio: Can I throw something on you, see if it feels good? Okay, this is what I would do. I would start with a joke. Joke. Vince Vaughn quote. Obviously. Tom: Swingers or Crashers? Jean Ralphio: Fred Claus. Talk about Andy's ex-girlfriends. Quote from "Love, Actually." Hold back your tears. Pause.... Drop the microphone, get out of that bitch.