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21 sayings you live by if you have a southern mama

Readers gave hilarious responses when we asked for their mom's best/funniest advice.

funny southern sayings - And Mommy would. Give me something to cry about. Really. @Denise H. H. Stadler

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Southern quotes. Always remember, it's better to arrive late than to arrive ugly. http://www.itgirlweddings.com/ #später #ankommen #als #hässlich #wunderbar #weiblich

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Southern Momma Sayings | ... ? If you're not from the South..do you think us Southern's are crazy

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A GREAT OLD SOUTHERN SAYING....Can remember my Grandmother saying this...my Daddy also, and now I use it. Been around a long time....but still applies. Yup....the creeks do rise round this part of the country and when that happens, the Good Lord is not gonna let you get anywhere. Love the country sayings. SH

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reminds me of my momma... "If _____ happens, and you do ______, I'm gonna be madder than a wet hen!" :)

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Can you speak Southern? Check out 20 Southern Sayings that the rest of America may not understand...
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20 Southern Sayings The Rest of America May Not Understand

Can you speak Southern? Check out 20 Southern Sayings that the rest of America may not understand...

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I was raised saying it and I've experienced the sight of a literal chicken with his head cut off.

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