My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. Henny Youngman

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But he is still here complaining about it!

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Marriage Humor: I take my wife EVERYWHERE...but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman

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While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. - Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. / Henny Youngman

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When i read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. ~Henny Youngman…

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