My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. Henny Youngman

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. Henny Youngman

Marriage Humor: I take my wife EVERYWHERE...but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman

Marriage Humor: I take my wife EVERYWHERE...but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. Henny Youngman | Quotes

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. Henny Youngman | Quotes

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. - Henny Youngman

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. - Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman quotes quotations and aphorisms from OpenQuotes #quotes #quotations #aphorisms #openquotes #citation

Henny Youngman quotes quotations and aphorisms from OpenQuotes #quotes #quotations #aphorisms #openquotes #citation

Henny Youngman... on Having Enough Money

Henny Youngman... on Having Enough Money

I love old Henny Youngman jokes... this is a good one.

I love old Henny Youngman jokes... this is a good one.

But he is still here complaining about it!

But he is still here complaining about it!

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. #quotes #youngman #drinking

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. #quotes #youngman #drinking

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