My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. Henny Youngman
Marriage Humor: I take my wife EVERYWHERE...but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. Henny Youngman | Quotes
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. - Henny Youngman
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Henny Youngman... on Having Enough Money
I love old Henny Youngman jokes... this is a good one.
But he is still here complaining about it!
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. #quotes #youngman #drinking